Ain’t nobody got no time for that.
(Source: iraffiruse)
| Girl: | I'm having heart surgery today. |
|---|---|
| Boy: | I know. |
| Girl: | I love you! |
| Boy: | I love you more! |
| *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.* | |
| Girl: | Where is he? |
| Dad: | Don't you know who gave you the heart? |
| Girl: | (Starts crying) |
| Dad: | Im just kidding he went to the bathroom. |
| parents are sleeping | |
| me: | alright better be quiet they need some sleep |
| i'm sleeping | |
| parents: | ok it's time to vacuum for hours and yell at each other and put glass in the garbage disposal and land a helicopter on the roof |
Rip to one of the greats.
#perfection
Valverde is awful
(via so-relatable)
(Source: nothincomparedtoyou, via ifeelprettyohhsopretty)
